20.5.10

Clueless Parents-To-Be #1: The Beginning

Ok, asides from the searching for a perfect stroller and beautiful name for the future baby, we've got nothing.
Zero.
Nada.

Sure we I have been blogwalking to those new mommies' blogs...
Nevertheless, our knowledges on these issue are still very minimum.

So, we just want to share the idiocy early experiences of clueless parents-to-be with no parenting skills whatsoever:

1. For the father-to-be, please dress up properly when you buy a testpack. Or else some people would judge you as "anak kuliahan yang lagi ketakutan karena pacarnya MBA". Dress up properly means no t-shirt no shorts no sandals.

2. Still for a father-to-be, just act like you know what you're going to buy. Don't ask too specifically how to use a test pack. Whether your wife should pee on the "target" or simply put it in a container. That would be awkward.

3. For mother-to-be, yes, when you use a test pack, it would be messy! You're simply not trained to do that..

4. If the direction in the testpack states that we have to wait for 1 minute before we got the result, please don't take it too literally. One minute means right away!

5. So, if you already see 2 pink lines on the testpack, that means positive! (please don't do what Anak Joglo did, he TOUCHED the targetted part and insisted that we have to wait for 1 minute while he was actually looking at those 2 pink lines).

6. For mother-to-be, NEVER, never ever say that you didn't feel anything different. Don't be too cocky. Once you say that, the next minute you were sitting on the bathroom floor feeling nausea.

7. Thanks to Mr. Google, we therefore googled our ObGyn and found quite good review on him.

8. Relying on somebody else's reviews on the hospital could really safe your time. In our case, we rely on Artika S*ri Devi and Baim hihi...hence our pick on KMC *cetek*

9. For mother-to-be, please pee first before meeting your ObGyn, believe me, he could tell! then ask you to go pee first

10. The best one is here: NEVER EVER wear a jumpsuit when you meet your ObGyn! having transvaginal check is already embarassing enough, let alone that you have to open ALL of your clothes...

Dinda and Okky have already learned their lessons (for now)

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16 Letters:

NuktaDeny said...

believe you are right din,
jangan pernah pake baju biasa untuk beli benda2 itu..gue pernah dicibiri pegawai Cent**y gr2 membeli 1 pack kondom (krn punya niat pending 1thn dl br punya baby), dan diliatin dr ujung ke ujung sm pegawai apotek gr2 beli test pack, alhasil gue suruh aj suami gue yg beli smua itu hii... di mini market kantornya dia palingan doi aj yg diketawain hiii

.Dinda. said...

@Nukta: hahah bener banget tuh :P

Arman said...

aduh kalian2 ini kok terlalu perasa sih... apa gua yang terlalu cuek ya? hahaha...

lha gua emang kemana2 (pas di jkt ya) selalu pake tshirt, celana pendek dan sendal jepit. selalu itu. jadi beli test pack, beli kondom, ya tetep berpakaian begitu. gak masalah tuh. hehehe. :D

tya said...

gw pun pernah dicibiri mbak2 cent*ry waktu nanya2 soal testpack yg bagus.

akhirnya waktu mau ambil testpack di rak, sengaja jari-manis-bercincin-kawin gw 'tunjukkan' secara nyata ke si mbak :)


KMC sama dokter sapa din?
brarti loe tiap bulan pulang?

gajah manis&baik hati said...

waawaaaa pasangan paporit akyu akan punya junior...selamat yaaaaa....

.Dinda. said...

@Arman: hihi bukan kita yg terlalu perasa, mbak2 nya man..kalo mbak2 bule mah cuek yaaa :D

@Tya: di KMC kemaren sama Dr. Ridwan akhirnya bu..ntar ku review deh hehehe.. Dokter nya nyaranin cuma cek tiap bulan dulu, tp emang gue lagi hobi balik aja, jadi skrg tiap minggu pulang haha..

@Mira: thank you mir...kutunggu kehadiran adik dari Malik hoho..

Mandey said...

Haha. Kl pengalaman gue, laki gue harus dikasih tahu kl di ruang dokter ada TV yg terhubung ke mesin USG. Dia heboh intip2 dr balik punggung dokter dan Pak Dokter smbl tertawa kecil blg, "Pak, lihat di TV situ lebih jelas deh". DHUER!

Eh ada Mira si gajah manis juga di sini..hohoho.

Meta said...

Hai Dinda, salam kenal ya...I've been religiously reading your blog for the past months :D Congrats on your pregnancy :D semoga lancar, sehat-sehat terus dan nausea-nya cepet pergih.

Ke KMC dan Dr. Ridwan juga ya? hihi sama donggg *toss* *seneng ada temennya* :D

.Dinda. said...

@Mandey: haha pria2 clueless yak :))

@Meta: hihi gue jg suka baca blog mu..dan sebenernya salah satu review dr ridwan yg gue baca salah satu nya review elo deh :D jadi gw mengikuti jejak mu hoho..

Meta said...

Apaaa? lo baca blog gw? hihi *kesenengan* *gak nyangka* *kamseu* siapa tau pas lagi kontrol ketemu di ruang tunggu KMC Din :) sekali lagi semoga lancar dan sehat terus ya kehamilannya.

Ditunggu cerita-cerita pregnancy-nya yaa...

B-Mie said...

setujuuuuu buat KMC..!!! I'm so deeepp in love with the hospital.. Tp waktu itu gw Obgyn-nya dr. Achmad Mediana. Doakan gw yaahh biar menyusul dirimu, trus kita kopdar di KMC,halah.. hehehe...


Skali lagi selamat yaahhh buat dirimu and Okky.. :)

Arman said...

eh pengalaman gua juga di jakarta kok din. hehe.

selama disini kan tadinya udah pake spiral. trus setelah dilepas pun gak kontrasepsi lagi karena lagi pengen punya bayi lagi. sementara kalo test pack, so far si esther yang beli. bukan gua. hahaha.

nah kalo dulu pas di jkt, biasa gua yang beli tuh... :D

harusnya si mbak2 yang kerja di apotek atau toko2 model century gitu harusnya udah biasa dong ya ngeliat orang2 beli testpack atau kontrasepsi. norak juga mbak2 nya kalo sampe ngeliat orang beli aja diliatin dari atas sampe bawah. hehehe. atau gua yang gak berasa ya kalo pas beli dicibir ama mbak2nya? hahahaha

well anyway, at least kalian gak perlu beli2 lagi for the next 9 months ya... hahaha.

MrsRance said...

Dinda, congrats yahh ;)

Chitra Novalastia -- Asti said...

gue ketawa baca postingan ini..apalagi yg soal makna titipan hahaha keringat dingin ya..wajar koo :) planning di KMC ya...btw dokter anak gue juga di KMC,obgyn adek gue di KMC,dokter anak ipar gw jg di KMC...KMC lagi laris maniss..tapi emang bagus siy..love the doctors..dan tentu saja interior rumah sakitnya ( br liat lobinya )..berasa singaporean bgtt,curiga yg desain firm singapore :p

astried&benget said...

DF! selamat yaaahhh.. hihihi... :-)
semoga sehat trus sampe lahiran ^^

.Dinda. said...

@Meta: huahua..malah gue yg ga nyangka dikau berkunjung kesini hihi...iyaa..kalo bersua di KMC panggil yak, gw suka rabun ayam soalnya hahaha..

@Bimie: iyaa aku doain, jadi kita segera ber kopdar yaaa..thank you dear! ;)

@arman: hauhua hemat bok :D

@Rance: thank you ya ran ;)

@Asti: haha emang agak "dingin" ya interior nya..gue malah nahan ketawa tapi ngeliat design kamar bersalin nya hihih.. bertema binatang bok!

@Astried:thank you banget buuu..kudoakan kamu jg segera menyusul yaaa ;)