Out of Madness Reply

Dear Boss Lady Sir/Madam,

Please be informed that I am currently on my maternity leave.
For urgent matters, you may contact my other colleagues. Or simply do the assignment by yourself.
Anything.
As long as you don't ask me coming to the office.

Oh furthermore, it is most likely that I will turn off my office number during the leave.
Especially when I'm having my contraction and about to give birth.
Since you know, I deserve the bliss of doing nothing and being pampered after 6 months of mayhem and it's not good for my health when you ask about the agreements during labour

Pursuant to the above,
Please wish me and the baby good health and the best of luck,
Since he can come anytime soon.
Hopefully after 1 January 2011.
We have good reason for this hope (But we'll keep it as a secret until 1 January 2011)

Finally, I will resume to the office on 30 March 2011.
I heard there will be increment (although the percentage is not bigger than zakat infaq sadaqah) in March and in April, they should give us the so-called-bonus.
Hence, I think it's the perfect date for me.

Should you have any further inquiries, please kindly figure it out by yourself.

Best regards,
Dinda
(NOT employee of the month for sure!)